Reply to Onion's Spoof
Hi John,
I might point out that this article is clearly a spoof. Placing it in
Kansas was intended to remind people of the State school board decision
not to require knowledge of the theory of evolution for the State exams.
There's about 5 assumptions in this article, all of which make my hackles
rise, so let me list them.
- Physics is about absolute truth. Physicists are the closest thing to
the high priests of science that we have. Laws of physics are therefore
inviolable truths.
- Fundamentalists value something else above physics. They are
therefore: (a) ignorant (uneducated), (b) stupid (irrational), (c) doomed
- The 2nd law of thermodynamics, e.g., entropy is an inviolable
"law" of nature.
- The Christian Coalition is Fundamentalist.
- Kansas is a "backward" state, denying the validity of an established
scientific theory.
Answers
- Physicists have only the foggiest notion about truth. Ask one of them
what quantum mechanics means, whether like Einstein said, it isn't just an
incomplete view of the world. While you are at it, ask them if they read
the article in Science that said a pulse of light was measured to travel
faster than the speed of light in a vacuum.
- Alternative value systems are possible. And indeed, a better one than
the presently promulgated one is indeed likely. Since they are fundamental
presuppositions, one cannot argue against another's value system, one can
only show whether a particular value system is self-consistent or not.
Therefore it is only the uneducated who do not know that they operate with
a value system in place. It is only the irrational who insist that
self-inconsistent value systems are best. And it is the propagators of
self-inconsistent value systems that are doomed.
- The second law of thermodynamics is much misunderstood. It is a
statement about collections of many particles undergoing random
perturbations. The infamous "ergodic theorem" or "H-theorem" attempts to
claim that these laws of probability can be transmuted into laws of
entropy. Counter-examples abound, including quantum mechanics. Modern
expressions of this law prefer to call it "information theory". One
counter-example will suffice: where does the entropy in hot gas go when it
get sucked into a black hole?
- The Christian Coalistion isn't Fundamentalist. It's Christian. Learn
the difference.
- Evolution (the real-life story) is not an established theory, nor did
the school board say it wasn't. They only said the students were not
required to study it for their exams. Nor is Kansas unique. The Kansas
decision was already in place in Alabama almost a decade earlier. In fact,
quite a few states have adopted similar language and attitude to the
"theory of evolution", which as much a theory as the anthropic principle
is a principle.
The clear implication is that opposing Evolution Theory is as bad as
opposing Physics Laws. As I tried to show above, Physics is not really a
good substitute for religion, though goodness knows how many have tried.
But compared to Physics, Evolutionary Theory is pure sophistry, full of
tautologies and "just-so" animal stories. In schools, as in the media,
evolution is presented by uninformed people as a religion, which is even
less satisfying than physics. In the name of good science, I concur 100%
with the Kansas school board; requiring students to memorize this drivel
is guaranteed to destroy the next generation of American physicists.
warm regards,
Rob Sheldon